The Secret Island of Gibbonia
The Secret Island on Planet Gibbonia
Site Under Construction
Ready soon – in the meantime you are
welcome to look around
but beware of the Gibbo with a paint brush
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The tome the world has been waiting for since the dawn of civilisation.
More fun than Utopia, cleverer than my cat.
Happier than a lottery winner & as profound in wisdom as the number 42
A crazy story of a beautiful world
Deep within the fifth quantum universe, there is a perfect globe serviced by two suns.
The inhabitants of this world are direct descendants of the Gibbon – as the humans’ nearest descendants are the chimpanzee. Except the Gibbonian is of infinite intelligence, is vegetarian and does not own a television or a credit card (better put – credit cards do not own them.)
Gibbonia is both a civilisation and a philosophy.
We have no greedy monetary system and are advanced enough not to need one, thus releasing two-thirds of the population from accounting, ruling, and administering the petty units of power with its unfair distribution to fuel a concept known by older civilisations as ‘wealth’.
Neither do we rape our planet by the inefficient extraction and combustion of fossil fuels.
We have no direct government, therefore war is not possible without rulers making rules to kill in the name of said rulers.
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Getting There
Find this address
The Academy for Alternative Animals
42 Elephant Street. WC2, just off The Strand.
Of course, the street can’t be found if you are looking for it. The street finds you.
Something to do with entanglement and only existing if it’s not being observed
Now it occurred to the ‘Gibbonian Institute For Clever Things’ that we could at this juncture with some clever software reassemble the atoms in a different form – a different animal.
Hence the formation of the Triple A
To the centre is the teleporter/transformer it is neither solid nor ethereal, it just exists as a shape of perfectly arranged colours. It has no doors – you enter by walking up to it, and if security cleared, walk straight through.
It is piece of cake to become the animal you want or drop to the fifth quantum universe to orbit around planet Gibbonia and land on its moon
Einstein famously called it “spooky action at a distance”,
Hover on the picture to open the door
Marsh Cucumber Cultivation
Gibbonian Marsh Cucumber Production
Gibbonia grows the best marsh cucumbers this side of the giant ape glaciers of Glantrig.
Cucumber production, from the staple diet of everyday living to the best Cucumber gin on the fifth quantum universe and even beyond.
Fermented cucumber pulp from the super flatulent F1 hybrid produces methane that warms our homes and eases the burden on electricity while emanating a wild jasmine scent.
The Gibbonian Institute of Clever Things
Petrol powered cork screw for busy waiters
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Royal Gibbonian Anarchist Party
Imagine
No governments – no military, no war. No need for borders,
No monetary system – no poverty or greed – the cause of most crime.
No solicitors, accountants, bankers and other crooks. No more Trumps or Putins or school dinner ladies.
Peace, creation and love.